In a few days the conclave will begin to choose the successor of Pope Francis in the Vatican, and The ‘Cardinal’ Wyoming presented at The intermediate his ‘letter of introduction’ with which to run as leader of the Catholic Church.
The Madrid promised that he will be “a father for all of you, so I will choose as name ‘Ito’thus becoming Pope Ito I, in English Sugar Daddy. “
“My papal program is brief, but of course: Mass wine will be a reserve and the bread of mother doughwith comprehensive and celiac options, “said the ‘cardinal’ aspiring potato.
In addition, he pointed out that “I will adapt the masses to Tiktok to attract the youngestso that they will last 30 seconds and, instead of giving peace, the dance of the good vibes will be made. “
Of course, the ‘Cardinal’ Wyoming said that in order not Breast of wine and sung reading of the Gospel according to Juan Magán“
Regarding the festivities, “Holy Week will be in July so that it never rains And at Christmas I will excommunicate who likes the frosty fruit of the roscón. ”
To conclude with his speech, the ‘Cardinal’ Wyoming proposed “a sustainable papacy committed to the environment, changing the papamobile for the papatinete. My slogan will be: if you want a blessed pope, vote for your potato ito“
