I will tell you, at the outset, a sporting or unsportsmanlike anecdote, as you wish, that occurred quite a few years ago. An event that became recurrent and that comes alongside the last misdeed of alviseborn Luis Pérez Fernández.
It happened that in all the basketball tournaments, which at that time were played in Europe, the team of Polandstrongly supported by its Soviet regime, became a howitzer for ours, for the Spanish; They beat us and with little decency, because at that time the so-called teams Iron Curtain They dominated the bureaucracy of the show.
A Spanish leader, French by extraction and also Jewish by origin, Ramundo SaportaPublic Relations of the Foreign Bank of Spain, came to the Hispanic Federation from the Vice Presidency of Real Madridsince it was compatible, and declared: “This has to end.” And boy did he finish it!
He devised a system, a trap that became popular in both basketball and football: the ball martingale. The corresponding draw was held and the beautiful stewardess on duty, previously oiled by Saporta, felt the balls, looked for the cold ones that had remained in the refrigerator for a long time and shouted: “Poland!” And then: “Soviet Union!”
Saporta, the first time he attended his fraud, imperturbable in the corresponding room, could not stop his joy in the trance and he said this to the astonishment of those present: “To the shit Poles!with “ge” because the sagacious manager spoke with an undisguisable guttural frenulum.
Curiously, the scheme remained operational for almost five years and the trap lasted until Poland organized the European Championship in Wroclaw, his city. Carmelo Cabrerathe Canarian conjurer of the basketball He declared: “We have run out of bargains.” And it’s over.
You will forgive the chronicler this historical license but, curiously, it is the one that settled in my head on the day last week in which I learned, like all Spaniards – including the 800,000 passers-by who voted for him for Europe – that this Alvise, born Pérez Fernández – like that erotic novelist whom Franc chased him as if he were the communist’s assistant Lister – He was a fiscal gulf who, in addition, boasted about it to the point of calling his Spanish followers to fiscal rebellion. Like him.
In principle, the crime – why alleged? – of the rogue stand-up comedian fell in favor, especially among the very large contingent of Spanish taxpayers whom the Treasury plunders mercilessly. What can we say about those vilely executed by that socialist minister of Rajoylast name Montorowho capriciously embezzled whoever he literally wanted, as long as he was decent and not a proven tax evader!
But, more seriously: Alvise’s story lacks any shred of humor. He is a guy who has completely flouted the electoral rules that prohibit non-specific donations, who has paid in black – blacker Vinicius (describe it like this, nothing happens) – and that he has carried out a campaign with money from some perdularios who, in exchange, asked him for influence in the lobbies of Brusselswhich, by the way, is laughable.
Because, did you ever think your sponsor Romillo That a fool from the Iberian bean arrives in the capital of Europe and ties the dogs with sausage? Fool. But the result is the same; The basic thing is that for the first time in living memory, a candidate makes his public appearances with euros supplied by another outlaw colleague. I say for the first time, although there have surely been others without demonstrating it. Now what happened is in the Supreme Court Prosecutor’s Office which analyzes whether Alvise’s scheme is worthy of elevating it to Chamber II, still the Presidency of Manuel Marchenain case this complaint can be classified, at least, as electoral crime. And consequently, with Alvise on the street.
Speaking with sources from the Supreme Court, always identified as serious, what seems to be coming to the jocund fool Alvise (in this country there are more than 800,000, of course) is an upcoming request from our High Court for the Brussels Parliament secure your status as an MEP. If so, which is obvious (he has three seats there), the subsequent petition will be activated and Alvise and some more of his gang will be tried for the aforementioned crime.
And, of course: when that moment comes, will Alvise’s graces end immediately? Well, what do you want me to tell you? The contingent of fools in this country of ours does not fit together in the entire Castilian Plateau and there will still be some of these cheering on Alvise’s provocations, but beware! His future lies more in any prison than in any rallies in public squares. .
This is how it should be so that, once and for all, the Spanish electorate learns to disdain packages of operetta buffa, type Ruiz Mateos and more recently, although now far away, Jesus Gil and Gil. They are demagogic decoys that, in common, achieve their individual objectives and forget the troupes that have carried them on their backs.
Now, in addition to Alvise, he still swarms around waterloo another delusional like Puigdemont who has been expelled from the Union Parliament, the fate that will certainly befall the aforementioned Alvise. Tell me, this individual, what new has he brought to Spanish politics? Nothing: the same thing that the Leninists of Pablo Iglesias lying in the Puerta del Sol in Madrid, and now this Alvise who calls for general insubordination to disguise his own sins.
For all this, it must be said: it’s enough for us, we are already vaccinated against this pack of preachers who, on top of that, mock the democratic norms of a State of Law. If we were very villagers, which unfortunately we are not, we would end up emulating Saporta’s scream: «To the shit Poles! For the case at hand: To the shit Alvise!, better with err of reprobate. Do me a favor: look in the relevant thesaurus. Any meaning suits Alvise, the protégé of Pedro Sánchez.
